BLM Declares War on America’s Wild Mustang
In addition to the $60 million already heisted from the American public to remove wild horses from public (your) lands, the Obama administration wants to spend another $500 million of your tax dollars to warehouse them in midwest and east coast holding tanks – far from their native West. Why? No valid reason has been [...]
Varied and Sundry Succubi
Have you ever stopped to examine a product on an unoccupied grocery store isle, only to notice seconds later a parasitic humanoid hovering disturbingly close, and seemingly appearing out of nowhere? Last time this happened, I was attempting to read the ingredients on a bottle of Siracha, a pungent Vietnamese chili sauce I was pleasantly [...]
Die your Hair Black…..Bitches
Your Overlords have spoken: It is no longer cool to be blond. But gentlemen prefer blondes, right? For decades, Hollywood has bombarded the gullible herd with images of their ideal woman: Blonde, voluptious, and dumb as your next door neighbor. But mostly, blonde. No matter the neighbor in question was built like a brick shit [...]
Propaganda’s Impurity
The greatest works of Art speak to the unconscious mind, tapping into archetypal memories long buried beneath mundane cares of physical existence. The work above is no exception. The artist, Adrian, describes his work as, “The impurity of your propaganda.” This statement, of course, can be interpreted several ways, as can the work itself. I [...]
Drunken Haiku
Highlighting the folly and tireless stupidity of the fallen Simians inhabiting this perpetually falling ball of putrescence, muck, and toxic atmosphere. Their so-called leaders continue to defecate and piss their own beds like caged monkeys while even their own children are born grotesquely deformed, tiny hands with little stumps for digits, asthma, ADD, and the [...]
Uncovering the Truth
I recently appeared as a guest on the syndicated radio program, Uncovering the Truth, hosted by consumer privacy expert, Dr. Katherine Albrecht. As founder of CASPIAN (Consumers Against Supermarket Privacy Invasion and Numbering), Katherine plays a vital role in championing civil liberties that are currently under attack by RFID and a host of other technological [...]
It’s Friday. So What?
They punch no time card. If they wanted to, they could play till the wee hours seven nights a week. Sunday nights are unmarred by nightmares of Monday morning alarm clocks, traffic jams, and saccharin “pleasantries” between company co-slaves. They have, presumably, traded city serfdom for rural freedom. Yes. The rat race remains but a [...]
Horror on the Kosher Chopping Block
You think eating the remains of Cows murdered on the Kosher chopping block renders you more harmless than that booger-eating, knuckle-dragging pork-rind-snacking fool next door? That piece of filth who thinks his neighbors enjoy the stench emanating from his outdoor grill as much he does? Well, think again. Mother Cow you so greedily feed upon [...]
Dawn of the O’Minion
Dare we define the devolved thing that willingly submits what remains of its’ personal sovereignty into the hands of a manufactured Demiurge? An Illusion? An Obamanation? In common, politically socialist circles the answer would be an effeminate, limp-wristed, “no.” We wouldn’t want to offend any zombies after all (a soon to be protected class via [...]


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